If I jump scared her, my wife would die and then come back as a zombie to kill me.
This collection is all over the internet. I have no idea who to credit. I’ll add to it as I find more fun responses.
As the prophecy foretold.
But at what cost?
So let it be written; so let it be done.
So…it has come to this.
That’s just what he/she/they would’ve said.
Is this why fate brought us together?
And thus, I die.
…just like in my dream…
Be that as it may, still may it be as it may be.
There is no escape from destiny.
Wise words by wise men write wise deeds in wise pen.
In this economy?
…and then the wolves came.
This is one of my favorite Dad pranks. I’ve committed some variant of this prank on my wife or kids many times.
This is an excellent deconstruction, worth watching if you’re interested in how comedy works. Louis is a genius.