Bill Watterson brilliantly illustrates a common human trait in this Calvin and Hobbes strip.
I knew it! 😀
This adorable kitty is being remarkably gentle with his human playmate. My cats could learn a bit about play from this kitty.
Source: Trying to lose fingers.
I live in the violence and litigation loving United States and have a job that would frown on me getting arrested for fighting or damaging someone’s car, so I try to refrain from putting papers on people’s poorly parked vehicles or otherwise calling them out for being assholes, but I love the idea and support others doing it. My wife is crazy enough to do this and has done even crazier things to ass-hats in the past, and I sometimes worry I’ll have to pick her up from a police station or visit her in the hospital because she really got into it with one of the ass-hats.
Here are some of my favorite bad parking notes.
I’ll add more as I find them. Please feel free to steal these. I stole all of them from other sites, choosing the best version I could find. If you have a new one or a better version of one of these you’d like me to add, please send it my way.
If I jump scared her, my wife would die and then come back as a zombie to kill me.
This collection is all over the internet. I have no idea who to credit. I’ll add to it as I find more fun responses.
As the prophecy foretold.
But at what cost?
So let it be written; so let it be done.
So…it has come to this.
That’s just what he/she/they would’ve said.
Is this why fate brought us together?
And thus, I die.
…just like in my dream…
Be that as it may, still may it be as it may be.
There is no escape from destiny.
Wise words by wise men write wise deeds in wise pen.
In this economy?
…and then the wolves came.